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SIXTH FINGER REVEALED: PM’s New Digit Sparks Conspiracy Theories and Café Countdowns
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Trump to Fix Housing Crisis: Just Add Water and $200 Billion in Government Cash!
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Trump Solves Housing Crisis by Ordering Fannie and Freddie to Play Monopoly: Housing Affordability Edition!
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U.S. Military Extends Vacation in Middle East While TSA Fleeing Like It's a Fire Drill
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Trump Assures Us Conflict With Iran Will End 'Soon' — Often Used by Pizza Delivery Guys Too
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Breaking: Infants Launch Comedy Career After Impressive Nap-Time Negotiations
BABY BOSS: The Littlest Leader's Stand-Up Comedy Special What happens when the world's youngest leader takes the comedy stage? Nap-time executive orders, chicken nugget policy, and a mic drop bigger...
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Senators Shocked to Discover That Classified Briefing Was Actually Not a Magic Show
After a classified Iran briefing, senators emerged saying the situation is “far worse than expected.” Confusion spreads across the Galactic Senate as lawmakers question whether a real plan exists… or...
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Israeli PM to Iran: 'Let’s Ruin Things' Button Stuck; Gulf War Just Upgraded to Premium Edition!
In a shocking turn of events, Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu declares that Israel will continue its military operations against Iran, leaving many to question if there's any off switch on his urgent...
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Trump Promises Iran War Resolution Faster Than You Can Say 'Gold Plated Golf Club'
**Trump Promises to Wrap Up Iran War Like a Discount Party Favor, While Oil Prices Plunge!**
In a shocking turn of events, President Donald Trump asserted that the Iran conflict could end "very soon,...
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Trump's Plan to End Iranic Tensions? A Sweet Navy Escort and Oil for Days!
In a shocking turn of events, President Trump announces that the US-Iran war could come to a screeching halt as he plans to suspend oil sanctions and provide naval escorts for tankers — because nothin...
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Iran Appoints New Supreme Leader Because Who Needs Stability in a War?
In a baffling twist, as the US-Israel war escalates, Iran appoints a new Supreme Leader. That's right, while missiles are flying, Iran's gone family-style with Mojtaba Khamenei. Trump's not exactly qu...
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In a Plot Twist Nobody Asked For, Toxic Rain Falls as Trump Attends Underwhelming Dignified Transfers
U.S. and Israeli strikes on Iranian targets continue to escalate, leading to toxic rain, increased military aid, and ground fighting. President Trump is attending dignified transfers for fallen soldie...
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Iran's New Supreme Leader: Because Who Needs Experience When You’ve Got Family Ties?
Mojtaba Khamenei has been named Iran's new supreme leader, making it official that this family business will continue running smoothly, despite the ongoing chaos. With nearly zero experience and all t...
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U.S.-Israel Tensions Spark Military Action Against Iran, Crude Oil Prices Surge
In breaking news today, escalating U.S.-Israel tensions have led to intensified military action against Iran, involving missile strikes and drones, as Trump announces severe responses to Iran's retali...
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Trump Threatens Military Action Against Iran Amid Rising Domestic Tensions
In an unprecedented move, President Trump's latest remarks aboard Air Force One proclaimed military actions against Iran, promising ‘complete destruction and certain death’ amid rising tensions. As pr...